blackteriques: (All of my anger)
Walter Delques ([personal profile] blackteriques) wrote2009-01-22 02:52 pm

( 34 ) [accidental voice]

Dood!

...Hm? [There's the rustle of plastic-like bags as Walter shifts what he's holding.] What are you?

Prinny, dood! Delivery!

[More shuffling of stuff as a bouquet of flowers is thrust into Walter's chest.] Flowers?

Flowers, dood.

What the hell am I supposed to do with-- Hey, where do you think you're going? Take these back!

More deliveries, dood!

What the hell-- I said, take these back! I've got work to do!

No Returns, dood.

You will take these back--

No Returns policy, dood!

I'll show you No Returns policy...!

[There's a thump as Walter drops his tools (and journal) and stomps after the offending prinny. There's a squawk and audible scuffling, followed by a yell and the sound of a foot solidly connecting with something.]

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--

[BOOM]

[identity profile] forthezora.livejournal.com 2009-01-23 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
and you caused a brawl with a flower delivery man.

[identity profile] forthezora.livejournal.com 2009-01-23 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Why would such a monster be delivering flowers?

[identity profile] forthezora.livejournal.com 2009-01-23 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
How does a walking bomb have arms?

[identity profile] forthezora.livejournal.com 2009-01-24 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Why would you brawl with such a thing, regardless?

[identity profile] forthezora.livejournal.com 2009-01-24 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Walter, one should not just... starts fights with any little thing that annoys you!

[identity profile] forthezora.livejournal.com 2009-01-24 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
Take them and enjoy the sentiment that someone cared enough about you to send you flowers, obviously.